Author: Ian

The Ultimate Story of Love (One of those oh so many forwarded emails. For those of you who are parents, you will truly understand this…)

After a few of the usual Sunday evening hymns, the church’s pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and, before he gave his sermon for the evening, briefly introduced a guest minister who was in the service that evening. In the introduction, the pastor told the congregation that the guest minister was one… Continue reading The Ultimate Story of Love (One of those oh so many forwarded emails. For those of you who are parents, you will truly understand this…)

Target Practice (one of those oh so many forwarded emails…)

A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, who we’ll call Brother Smith. She says Brother Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons. One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for another fun day. On the wall was… Continue reading Target Practice (one of those oh so many forwarded emails…)

Choose Your Evil

“My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and it is not either to save or destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save… Continue reading Choose Your Evil

The “Dumb and Dumber” Department…

From the “Not Quite Ready for Prime Time” files, here is this week’s “Pierre Salinger Non Compos Mentis” Award for stupid media questions: “Are police worried about vigilantism?” –CBS reporter, Randy Golson, questioning Chattanooga, Tennessee’s police spokesman after a victim of that city’s 45th recent home invasion robbery shot and killed one of the two… Continue reading The “Dumb and Dumber” Department…